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I support afterlife marriage

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

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  • Question: As a male, I can tell you why guys are blatantly sexual with girls. A lot of guys just swipe right to every girl, and when they get a girl they don't actually want they say whatever they feel like. We only say that stuff to girls we aren't interested in because it's funny. And the sex/nudes thing usually only works with fat girls... But who wants that anyway - Anonymous
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    straightwhiteboystexting:

    Okay honey whatever makes you feel better about seeing one of your conversations on this blog

    This dude is not making a great case for the male sex

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lacarpa:

kelly reemtsen

Love this!! persokong can you draw this happy

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flawlessdiamondprincess:

@god where is my long-haired 6’4 rich male model bf who I use to help launch my Instagram model career and eventually leave for drake???? Huh???

You can get me one of those, right?

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Sounds like a personal problem, byah
That green dress is fab as fuck though. Lol

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kellyangel:

I will take twenty. 

We are Groot!!

kellyangel:

I will take twenty. 

We are Groot!!

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